His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
tell me about the fingering
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