I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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