Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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