it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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