Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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