He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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