Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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