i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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