it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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