Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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