Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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