I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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