is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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