Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
50% drunk capacity currently
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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