ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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