i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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