Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Let's paint friendship bongs
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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