We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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