THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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