i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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