Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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