would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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