I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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