Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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