She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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