Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I met the friendliest cop last night
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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