I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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