I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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