yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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