Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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