And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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