He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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