now i know why i became what i already was.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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