There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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