It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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