well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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