just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wish my penis had an off switch
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Randomize
