The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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