He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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