hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I want her autograph on my taint
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
We were destined to go to rehab together
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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