I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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