This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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