I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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