Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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