We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Holy sore nipples Batman
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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