I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize