So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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