a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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