the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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