Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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