school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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