I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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