I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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