i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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