You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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