Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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